Friday Funny

Some groaners for you...

Q. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A. Dam!

Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?
A. I dot my i's on you!

Q. What happens when you illegally park a frog?
A. It gets toad away

Q. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A. A pool table

Q. What's brown, furry, and makes a funny noise when you sit on it?
A. A wookie cushion

Q. Why aren't fishmongers generous?
A. Their business makes them selfish

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